Category: Family Jokes



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A young man driving his convertible car with his loud music and cool demeanor pulls up to a stop light next to this young mother and 4 year old son. The little boy looks at the man and turns to his mom and says; “poor man his car is broken.”
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Thanks to: Camic Wiggins - New South wales - Australia
rec.:Mar/19/2007    pub.:Apr/5/2007    sent:Oct/29/2007


Ranking: 2.23 / 47

Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she was ok. She said, "No, I'm crushed!"
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Thanks to: Tiara Day - USA.
rec.:Jul/22/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002


Ranking: 1.96 / 78
"Whom would you like to invite for your upcoming wedding ceremony?" Father asked his son
"All except you and mom" the Son replied
"But why" Father angrily shouted
"Had you bothered to invite me for your ceremony!" the Son pleaded.
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Thanks to: Ashfaq - Lahore - Punjab - Pakistan
rec.:Dec/3/2009    pub.:Jan/4/2010    sent:Jan/19/2010


Ranking: 2.07 / 58
The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party, when his wife came up to him and said, in an unnecessarily loud voice, " Honey I hope you are not boring the poor child with anecdotes about your latest grandchild!"
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Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Nov/26/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Aug/4/2005


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