Ranking: 2.07 / 57
The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party, when his wife came up to him and said, in an unnecessarily loud voice, " Honey I hope you are not boring the poor child with anecdotes about your latest grandchild!"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Nov/26/2004 pub.:Dec/15/2004 sent:Aug/4/2005
Ranking: 2.03 / 60
My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator, a young child asked if we were husband and wife to which my wife said "Yes” Without missing a beat, this particular girl remarked how short I was. This sweet child's next statement said it all when she asked thoughtfully, "Wasn't he taller when he married you?"
Thanks to: Cody Bateman - Miami - Florida - USA.
Ranking: 2.17 / 46
Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she was ok. She said, "No, I'm crushed!"
Thanks to: Tiara Day - USA.
Ranking: 3.33 / 12
A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
Thanks to: den kirk - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/22/2012 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:May/25/2013