Category: Family Jokes



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Child: Mom! Can I have a piece of your gum (Certs), please?
Mom: Sweetie. This is a breath freshener gum. It might be too strong for you.
Child: No it won't, Mom. See (while flexing his arm muscles), I have big muscles.
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Thanks to: Ms. Jones - Arlington - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Jun/21/2006


Ranking: 1.78 / 58
A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked, "WHEN'S THE RAFFLE?"
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Thanks to: mac STIMMEL - MONSEY - NEW YORK - American Samoa
rec.:Jan/15/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002


Ranking: 1.78 / 55
A friend said to a friend
"Money makes enemies, money makes worry. So being your friend I can't see you worry. So please send all your money to MY ACCOUNT.
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Thanks to: WAKEELZAKI - karachi - Pakistan
rec.:Mar/31/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 1.69 / 65
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."

After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”
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Thanks to: Emile - Singapore - Singapore - Singapore
rec.:Oct/22/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003


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