A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked, "WHEN'S THE RAFFLE?"
#2929
Thanks to:
mac STIMMEL - MONSEY - NEW YORK - American Samoa
rec.:Jan/15/2002 pub.:Jan/20/2002
Ranking:
1.77 / 53
A friend said to a friend
"Money makes enemies, money makes worry. So being your friend I can't see you worry. So please send all your money to MY ACCOUNT.
#3873
Thanks to:
WAKEELZAKI - karachi - Pakistan
rec.:Mar/31/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002
Ranking:
1.73 / 56
Child: Mom! Can I have a piece of your gum (Certs), please?
Mom: Sweetie. This is a breath freshener gum. It might be too strong for you.
Child: No it won't, Mom. See (while flexing his arm muscles), I have big muscles.
#13642
Thanks to:
Ms. Jones - Arlington - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Jun/21/2006
Ranking:
1.67 / 64
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."
After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”
