Ranking: 1.94 / 54
“Dad, the career counselor said that with a mind like mine I should study criminal law.”
“That is wonderful, son. I’m proud of you.”
“He said I had a criminal mind.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:Aug/31/2006
Ranking: 1.87 / 60
Child: Mom! Can I have a piece of your gum (Certs), please?
Mom: Sweetie. This is a breath freshener gum. It might be too strong for you.
Child: No it won't, Mom. See (while flexing his arm muscles), I have big muscles.
Thanks to: Ms. Jones - Arlington - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Jun/21/2006
Ranking: 1.78 / 58
A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked, "WHEN'S THE RAFFLE?"
Thanks to: mac STIMMEL - MONSEY - NEW YORK - American Samoa
Ranking: 1.78 / 55
A friend said to a friend
"Money makes enemies, money makes worry. So being your friend I can't see you worry. So please send all your money to MY ACCOUNT.
Thanks to: WAKEELZAKI - karachi - Pakistan