Ranking: 1.91 / 22
A little boy was about to eat a plate full of his delicious meal.
When his mom noticed his urge to eat the food, she quickly asked him,
"Have you said your prayer before eating that meal?"
The boy replied, "No, I won't because I don't want to give away 10% of my dinner."
Thanks to: Anthony Konneh - Paynesville - Montserrado - Liberia
rec.:Aug/8/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jan/4/2015
Ranking: 1.47 / 51
One day this guy had trouble with his blinkers on his car. So another guy comes and says, "Is there a problem with your car sir", yes there is. So he says can you see if my blinkers work, sure. Then when he flicked the switch, the guy said, left, right, on, off!
Thanks to: Frank - Barnegat - New Jersey - USA.