Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 1.47 / 70
“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
#12638    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Feb/3/2004


Ranking: 4.25 / 4
Haven’t verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


#24386    
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


Ranking: 1.47 / 51
One day this guy had trouble with his blinkers on his car. So another guy comes and says, "Is there a problem with your car sir", yes there is. So he says can you see if my blinkers work, sure. Then when he flicked the switch, the guy said, left, right, on, off!
#4239    
Thanks to: Frank - Barnegat - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Apr/23/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 3.00 / 3
Today, in the UK, the average man has 1.7 children.

I was told this fact by my 0.3 brother.
#24383    
Thanks to: Andrew Farrow-Lockett - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/2/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


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