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Ranking: 3.53 / 108
One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa's knee playing with his long beard and patting his baldhead, and asked "Did God make me?"
"Yes my dear" her grandpa replied.
"Did God make you?” she asked. "Yes he did" he replied again
she then said "well he sure does a better job these days doesn’t he.
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Thanks to: Amanda - Australia
rec.:Aug/17/2006    pub.:Oct/13/2006    sent:Nov/7/2006


Ranking: 3.46 / 102
While living in Denver the weatherman said, expect 10 to 12 inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Willie’s wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week the forecast called for another 10 to 12 inches of snow, but this time he said park on the left side. So Willie’s wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. The following week he said 16 inches of snow expected park, the lights went out and all our power was lost. Willie’s wife said, my goodness, now I don’t know where to park the car. “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage!” Willie said.
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Thanks to: Willie Sak - Peabody - Mass. - USA.
rec.:Aug/25/2008    pub.:Oct/6/2009    sent:Jan/27/2012


Ranking: 3.10 / 145
A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Mar/9/2013


Ranking: 3.03 / 159

Why did the woman only change her baby’s diaper once a month?
On the package it read "good for up to 15 pounds"
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Thanks to: carl tallar - Australia
rec.:Apr/20/2005    pub.:Apr/30/2005    sent:Feb/18/2014


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