Category: Family Jokes



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Ranking: 2.93 / 171
A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the
holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.
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Thanks to: Marie - Wichita - KS - USA.
rec.:Sep/10/2001    pub.:Sep/23/2001    sent:Apr/13/2010


Ranking: 3.26 / 99
Q. What’s a definition of mixed Emotions?
A. Seeing your mother in-law backing over a cliff in your new car.
#9477    
Thanks to: Kimmy - Australia
rec.:May/12/2003    pub.:May/28/2003    sent:Apr/28/2008


Ranking: 3.05 / 130
This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven.” His father said.
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Thanks to: Barbara Miklos - evanston - il - USA.
rec.:Jan/29/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:May/11/2012


Ranking: 2.88 / 157
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you
guys."
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Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Oct/28/2003    sent:Apr/13/2014


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