Category: Family Jokes



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Ranking: 2.93 / 171
A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the
holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.
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Thanks to: Marie - Wichita - KS - USA.
rec.:Sep/10/2001    pub.:Sep/23/2001    sent:Apr/13/2010


Ranking: 3.26 / 99
Q. What’s a definition of mixed Emotions?
A. Seeing your mother in-law backing over a cliff in your new car.
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Thanks to: Kimmy - Australia
rec.:May/12/2003    pub.:May/28/2003    sent:Apr/28/2008


Ranking: 2.74 / 231
It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/5/2001    pub.:Sep/5/2001    sent:May/7/2014


Ranking: 3.05 / 130
This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven.” His father said.
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Thanks to: Barbara Miklos - evanston - il - USA.
rec.:Jan/29/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:May/11/2012


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