Category: Gender Slam

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Ranking: 4.16 / 598

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Thanks to: Raji Reddy - Hyderabad - Andhra Pradesh - India
rec.:Oct/7/2006    pub.:Oct/25/2006    sent:Jul/3/2015

Ranking: 3.86 / 508
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Thanks to: AV BOSS - MIDRAND - GAUTENG - South Africa
rec.:Apr/4/2005    pub.:Apr/8/2005    sent:Mar/21/2015

Ranking: 3.91 / 257
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Aug/28/2015

Ranking: 3.27 / 161
Q: What do you call an intelligent, attractive, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Thanks to: Cheezwhiz - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Oct/27/2007

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