Ranking: 2.70 / 202
Two cowboy ranchers in Texas, they each had their own horse, but they could never tell them apart. So the first cowboy said, "I've got it!" The second cowboy said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let's do it!” So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse. But after a while the main grew back. The cowboys are having a really hard time telling them apart. Then the one cowboy said, "I've got it! "What? What? What’s your idea now? says the other" "I'll cut the tail on my horse really small." "Alright! Let's do it!" So he cut the tail really short. But after a while it grew back. "Then the second cowboy said, "OK, this time I've got it!" You take the black one and I'll take white one!!!!"
Thanks to: Jacob - Monticello - IN - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002 pub.:Jan/20/2002 sent:Jan/22/2015
Ranking: 2.69 / 162
Two antarcticans were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks.
The first said, "You know, those look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, silly, those are moose tracks."
They were still arguing about it when a train hit them.
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/21/1999 pub.:Mar/21/1999 sent:Jul/9/2012
Ranking: 2.62 / 177
Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants, I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free; so pay at the door pull up a seat sit on the floor. One sunny day in the middle of the night to dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other a deaf policeman heard the noise, he went and killed those two dead boys. A blind man saw it all looking threw a knot in a brick wall, while talking to his wife on a disconnected telephone. If you don't believe this lie is true ask the other blind man he saw it too. He lives in a two-story house on a vacant lot.
Thanks to: Cyrstal Nelson - Seattle - Washington - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Nov/23/2011
Ranking: 3.33 / 51
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,” said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged.”
“Oh, good,” said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:May/31/2004