Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.56 / 163
Two Antartians were walking down the street. One stops and says, "Oh my god!!! A dead bird." The other looks up and says, "Were, were?"
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Thanks to: Ribbon Morris - CT - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2000    pub.:Apr/6/2000    sent:May/18/2012


Ranking: 2.93 / 81
Out in the middle of nowhere a UFO drops out of the sky at a gas station, the aliens not concerned go out of the ship. The ship even has the letters UFO emblazoned on the side. While the owner of the station stands speechless, his young employee goes and fills up their tank and even waves as they pull off. After they’re gone the owner looks shocked at his employee. He says, "Do you realize what just happened?"
"Yeah” he replied?"
"Didn’t you see the letters UFO?"
"Yeah” she repeats" and?"
"Do you know what that means?"
"Gee boss, I've been working here for 5 years, of course I know what it means,
“Unleaded Fuel Only"
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Thanks to: Aaron Moss - Lawton - oklahoma - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002    sent:Dec/23/2007


Ranking: 3.15 / 59
“Young woman,” said the judge, “this court is going to see to it that you receive one thousand dollars a month in alimony.
“Thanks,” the husband spoke up, “and I’ll try to give her a few bucks myself.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Jan/28/2006


Ranking: 2.52 / 156
This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
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Thanks to: Angi Stoops - Lake Wales - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:May/7/2008


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