Category: Idiots Jokes



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This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
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Thanks to: Angi Stoops - Lake Wales - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:May/7/2008


Ranking: 3.27 / 48
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,” said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged.”
“Oh, good,” said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/31/2004


Ranking: 2.89 / 79
Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror.
One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"
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Thanks to: ayman T - DUBAY - United Arab Emirates
rec.:Feb/13/2006    pub.:Feb/15/2006    sent:Dec/1/2006


Ranking: 3.23 / 47
A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding.
He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job.
Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger brother
was throwing nails away. He asked; "why are you throwing those nails away?" The younger brother replied, " The heads are on the wrong end." The older brother laughed, " Those are for the other side of the house."
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Thanks to: Thomas Eaves - Waltham - Ma. - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


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