Ranking: 2.52 / 153
This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
Thanks to: Angi Stoops - Lake Wales - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:May/7/2008
Ranking: 3.27 / 48
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,” said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged.”
“Oh, good,” said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:May/31/2004
Ranking: 2.89 / 79
Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror.
One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"
Thanks to: ayman T - DUBAY - United Arab Emirates
rec.:Feb/13/2006 pub.:Feb/15/2006 sent:Dec/1/2006
Ranking: 3.23 / 47
A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding.
He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job.
Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger brother
was throwing nails away. He asked; "why are you throwing those nails away?" The younger brother replied, " The heads are on the wrong end." The older brother laughed, " Those are for the other side of the house."
Thanks to: Thomas Eaves - Waltham - Ma. - USA.