Ranking: 2.52 / 156
This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
Thanks to: Angi Stoops - Lake Wales - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:May/7/2008
Ranking: 2.56 / 142
It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks:-Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!
And he answers: - On the other side!
Thanks to: John G. Teixeira - SAO PAULO - SAO PAULO - Brazil
rec.:Jul/11/2011 pub.:Jul/12/2011 sent:Dec/18/2011
Ranking: 2.60 / 132
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2003 pub.:Sep/29/2003 sent:May/31/2008
Ranking: 2.89 / 79
Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror.
One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"
Thanks to: ayman T - DUBAY - United Arab Emirates
rec.:Feb/13/2006 pub.:Feb/15/2006 sent:Dec/1/2006