Ranking: 2.57 / 141
It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks:-Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!
And he answers: - On the other side!
Thanks to: John G. Teixeira - SAO PAULO - SAO PAULO - Brazil
rec.:Jul/11/2011 pub.:Jul/12/2011 sent:Dec/18/2011
Ranking: 2.52 / 153
This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
Thanks to: Angi Stoops - Lake Wales - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:May/7/2008
Ranking: 2.89 / 79
Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror.
One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"
Thanks to: ayman T - DUBAY - United Arab Emirates
rec.:Feb/13/2006 pub.:Feb/15/2006 sent:Dec/1/2006
Ranking: 3.23 / 47
A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding.
He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job.
Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger brother
was throwing nails away. He asked; "why are you throwing those nails away?" The younger brother replied, " The heads are on the wrong end." The older brother laughed, " Those are for the other side of the house."
Thanks to: Thomas Eaves - Waltham - Ma. - USA.