Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.53 / 85
Charlie borrowed his friends Volkswagen, while his car was in the garage.
When he got into it, he found out it would not start.
So he got out and raised the hood and looked down in amazement.
This other guy came by driving in his Volkswagen and saw that this guys was in trouble, so he stopped and went over. "What’s the trouble?" he asked. After taking a look, he said; "No wonder it won't start someone stole the engine." "But don’t worry" he said, “I have an extra in my trunk you can borrow".
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/28/2008    pub.:Jan/28/2008    sent:Mar/2/2009

Ranking: 2.48 / 90
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/23/2013

Ranking: 3.70 / 20
Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.
Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.
One says to the other, "What shall we do?"
The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and someone may come to find us.
He fires off three shots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.
What shall we do? Fire off three more shots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says "Shall we try again?"
The other says, "I guess not... I only have two arrows left...
Thanks to: Russell Edwards - Colorado Springs - Colorado - USA.
rec.:Dec/16/2011    pub.:Mar/28/2013

Ranking: 2.56 / 75
When visiting South Africa, Daniel the Englishman asked a South African the question:
"Why is it that some South Africans say 'Ja' (pronounced as "ya") while others say 'Yes' if they have the same meanings?"
"Clever people say 'Yes' while stupid people say 'Ja'," was his reply.
"So, are you clever?" asked Daniel.
"Ja," replied the South African.
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/4/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/5/2009

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