Ranking: 2.44 / 119
An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a man passing by the road shouted back "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"
Thanks to: Andile Nkala - South Africa
rec.:Sep/9/2011 pub.:Nov/7/2011 sent:Jun/3/2013
Ranking: 3.76 / 21
Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.
Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.
One says to the other, "What shall we do?"
The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and someone may come to find us.
He fires off three shots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.
What shall we do? Fire off three more shots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says "Shall we try again?"
The other says, "I guess not... I only have two arrows left...
Thanks to: Russell Edwards - Colorado Springs - Colorado - USA.
Ranking: 2.56 / 87
Charlie borrowed his friends Volkswagen, while his car was in the garage.
When he got into it, he found out it would not start.
So he got out and raised the hood and looked down in amazement.
This other guy came by driving in his Volkswagen and saw that this guys was in trouble, so he stopped and went over. "What’s the trouble?" he asked. After taking a look, he said; "No wonder it won't start someone stole the engine." "But don’t worry" he said, “I have an extra in my trunk you can borrow".
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/28/2008 pub.:Jan/28/2008 sent:Mar/2/2009
Ranking: 2.47 / 96
Going to the travel agent’s office, the moron said, “I’d like a round-trip ticket, please.”
“Where to?” the agent asked.
“Why, back here, naturally.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003 pub.:Sep/17/2003 sent:Oct/15/2003