Category: Idiots Jokes



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Two guys were sitting in a double hole outhouse doing their business, when #1 gets through and pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket and falls into the depths of the hole. As they both peer down the hole, #1 pulls out his wallet and throws a 20 dollar into the hole. "What did you do that for?" inquires #2.
#1 replies "You don't think I'm going to climb down there for a lousy quarter, do you"
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Thanks to: L.V. STEPHENS - SAN ANTONIO - TEXAS - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jan/10/2015


Ranking: 2.53 / 86
Charlie borrowed his friends Volkswagen, while his car was in the garage.
When he got into it, he found out it would not start.
So he got out and raised the hood and looked down in amazement.
This other guy came by driving in his Volkswagen and saw that this guys was in trouble, so he stopped and went over. "What’s the trouble?" he asked. After taking a look, he said; "No wonder it won't start someone stole the engine." "But don’t worry" he said, “I have an extra in my trunk you can borrow".
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Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/28/2008    pub.:Jan/28/2008    sent:Mar/2/2009


Ranking: 2.45 / 95
Going to the travel agent’s office, the moron said, “I’d like a round-trip ticket, please.”
“Where to?” the agent asked.
“Why, back here, naturally.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/15/2003


Ranking: 2.48 / 90
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
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Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/23/2013


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