Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.74 / 62
Did you know the most difficult job in the US Military is being a Navy Pilot?
I guess it is really hard to make the boats fly!
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Thanks to: Heaven Neil - 1807 Morter Place - Rogers - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Mar/7/2009


Ranking: 2.48 / 90
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
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Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/23/2013


Ranking: 2.51 / 78
When visiting South Africa, Daniel the Englishman asked a South African the question:
"Why is it that some South Africans say 'Ja' (pronounced as "ya") while others say 'Yes' if they have the same meanings?"
"Clever people say 'Yes' while stupid people say 'Ja'," was his reply.
"So, are you clever?" asked Daniel.
"Ja," replied the South African.
#19715    
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/4/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/5/2009


Ranking: 2.69 / 58
Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week they both go to collect their wages and the boss tells Mick he is dismissed. Why? asks Mick. Well, said the boss. Pat has put in 50 poles this week and you have only done 5, Mick looks rather perplex, and says, “but look how far he has left them sticking out.”
#18210    
Thanks to: chotchy - newcastle - england - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/16/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Sep/9/2009


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