Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.48 / 90
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/23/2013

Ranking: 2.51 / 78
When visiting South Africa, Daniel the Englishman asked a South African the question:
"Why is it that some South Africans say 'Ja' (pronounced as "ya") while others say 'Yes' if they have the same meanings?"
"Clever people say 'Yes' while stupid people say 'Ja'," was his reply.
"So, are you clever?" asked Daniel.
"Ja," replied the South African.
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/4/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/5/2009

Ranking: 2.69 / 58
Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week they both go to collect their wages and the boss tells Mick he is dismissed. Why? asks Mick. Well, said the boss. Pat has put in 50 poles this week and you have only done 5, Mick looks rather perplex, and says, “but look how far he has left them sticking out.”
Thanks to: chotchy - newcastle - england - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/16/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Sep/9/2009

Ranking: 2.64 / 61
A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show a local stands up and yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-aleck remarks about us small-town folk being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid, ya know!" "Relax" said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" The rube replied, "I'm talking to that little fella sitting on your knee!"
Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Jul/3/1998    pub.:Jul/3/1998    sent:Jul/3/1998

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