Ranking: 2.43 / 94
Going to the travel agent’s office, the moron said, “I’d like a round-trip ticket, please.”
“Where to?” the agent asked.
“Why, back here, naturally.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003 pub.:Sep/17/2003 sent:Oct/15/2003
Ranking: 2.72 / 57
Did you know the most difficult job in the US Military is being a Navy Pilot?
I guess it is really hard to make the boats fly!
Thanks to: Heaven Neil - 1807 Morter Place - Rogers - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Mar/7/2009
Ranking: 2.63 / 60
A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show a local stands up and yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-aleck remarks about us small-town folk being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid, ya know!" "Relax" said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" The rube replied, "I'm talking to that little fella sitting on your knee!"
Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Jul/3/1998 pub.:Jul/3/1998 sent:Jul/3/1998
Ranking: 2.15 / 150
Ladies and Gentleman I stand in front of you, to stand in back of you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last Night in the middle of the afternoon, just before Breakfast, an Empty Garbage truck, loaded with good furniture, almost ran over a dad alley cat. We hurried to the Hospital as slow as we could, and there sat King Auther sitting in a six corner round able eating Beer with a fork. If you don't believe me ask the Blind man he saw it all................
Thanks to: Bruce - INGRAM - tx - USA.
rec.:Sep/15/2003 pub.:Sep/18/2003 sent:Nov/15/2003