Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.14 / 151
Ladies and Gentleman I stand in front of you, to stand in back of you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last Night in the middle of the afternoon, just before Breakfast, an Empty Garbage truck, loaded with good furniture, almost ran over a dad alley cat. We hurried to the Hospital as slow as we could, and there sat King Auther sitting in a six corner round able eating Beer with a fork. If you don't believe me ask the Blind man he saw it all................
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Thanks to: Bruce - INGRAM - tx - USA.
rec.:Sep/15/2003    pub.:Sep/18/2003    sent:Nov/15/2003


Ranking: 2.78 / 46
“I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.”
“What did you do?”
“I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet.
But then I broke my neck.”
“Did you miss the sponge?”
“No. Some idiot squeezed it dry”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 2.47 / 73
There was an Antartian sitting on the living room floor painting with four coats on. When her husband got home he asked, "Honey, why are you wearing four coats and painting?" The Antartian replied, "The paint can says the color is better with 3 or 4 coats."
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Thanks to: Jenni
rec.:Apr/27/2000    pub.:Apr/27/2000    sent:Apr/27/2000


Ranking: 2.52 / 65
There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse, his friend asks "Why use light when you can use the ball?" The guy thought for a minute and said; "You can use it as a flashlight when the power goes out!"
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Thanks to: Henok Getachew - Ethiopia
rec.:Dec/21/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Apr/7/2006


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