Ranking: 2.77 / 44
“I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.”
“What did you do?”
“I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet.
But then I broke my neck.”
“Did you miss the sponge?”
“No. Some idiot squeezed it dry”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.60 / 55
Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week they both go to collect their wages and the boss tells Mick he is dismissed. Why? asks Mick. Well, said the boss. Pat has put in 50 poles this week and you have only done 5, Mick looks rather perplex, and says, “but look how far he has left them sticking out.”
Thanks to: chotchy - newcastle - england - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/16/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Sep/9/2009
Ranking: 2.43 / 72
There was an Antartian sitting on the living room floor painting with four coats on. When her husband got home he asked, "Honey, why are you wearing four coats and painting?" The Antartian replied, "The paint can says the color is better with 3 or 4 coats."
Thanks to: Jenni
rec.:Apr/27/2000 pub.:Apr/27/2000 sent:Apr/27/2000
Ranking: 2.49 / 63
There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse, his friend asks "Why use light when you can use the ball?" The guy thought for a minute and said; "You can use it as a flashlight when the power goes out!"
Thanks to: Henok Getachew - Ethiopia
rec.:Dec/21/2005 pub.:Jan/11/2006 sent:Apr/7/2006