Ranking: 2.74 / 50
“I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.”
“What did you do?”
“I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet.
But then I broke my neck.”
“Did you miss the sponge?”
“No. Some idiot squeezed it dry”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.12 / 153
Ladies and Gentleman I stand in front of you, to stand in back of you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last Night in the middle of the afternoon, just before Breakfast, an Empty Garbage truck, loaded with good furniture, almost ran over a dad alley cat. We hurried to the Hospital as slow as we could, and there sat King Auther sitting in a six corner round able eating Beer with a fork. If you don't believe me ask the Blind man he saw it all................
Thanks to: Bruce - INGRAM - tx - USA.
rec.:Sep/15/2003 pub.:Sep/18/2003 sent:Nov/15/2003
Ranking: 2.46 / 74
Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal's classroom.
"Mr. Smith," said the teacher, "I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"
"Well, teacher," said Smith, "if my kid said he didn't do it -- he didn't do it!"
Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?"
Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz.
rec.:Dec/26/1998 pub.:Dec/26/1998 sent:Dec/26/1998
Ranking: 2.52 / 66
There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse, his friend asks "Why use light when you can use the ball?" The guy thought for a minute and said; "You can use it as a flashlight when the power goes out!"
Thanks to: Henok Getachew - Ethiopia
rec.:Dec/21/2005 pub.:Jan/11/2006 sent:Apr/7/2006