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Ranking: 2.39 / 72
Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal's classroom.
"Mr. Smith," said the teacher, "I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"
"Well, teacher," said Smith, "if my kid said he didn't do it -- he didn't do it!"
Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?"
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Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz.
rec.:Dec/26/1998    pub.:Dec/26/1998    sent:Dec/26/1998


Ranking: 2.59 / 49
Two friends, John & Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing since hearing of the many great fishing spots.
They rented a boat and left before sunrise. The sun was now shining directly down on their heads. They realized that they'd been out at sea for nearly 4 hrs. Jerry turns around and says, " So much for the great fishing spot! I think Iím ready to head in!" John replies, "well, let's just try casting over there", as he pointed east of where they were. Jerry agrees and not long after they started hauling in loads and loads of fish. Jerry with a glee in his face shouts out to John, "this is the best fishing spot ever!Ē I know, says John we should definitely mark this place. Jerry: don't worry Iíll mark it down.
As they headed back to shore, John asks Jerry what did he put out there as to mark their fishing spot.
Jerry answers: Well I marked the side of the boat! Right here, see, a red cross!
John with a surprised look turns to his friend and says, "that is the dumbest thing Iíve ever heard! What if we don't take out the same boat tomorrow"!
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Thanks to: Isi - Steinbach - MB - Canada
rec.:Aug/9/2005    pub.:Aug/9/2005    sent:Sep/18/2005


Ranking: 2.35 / 72
I traveled almost all over the world
- Wow, you must know geography well.
- Oh yes I spent 2 months there..!
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Thanks to: Gorden - Toronto - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Aug/2/2008    pub.:Aug/7/2008    sent:Nov/12/2008


Ranking: 2.36 / 67
"Doctor,I have a son who thinks he's a chicken," said the man.
"Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.
"We need the eggs," replied the man.
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Thanks to: allen wall - lucerne - ca - USA.
rec.:Jun/12/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Jul/3/2007


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