Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.52 / 66
There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse, his friend asks "Why use light when you can use the ball?" The guy thought for a minute and said; "You can use it as a flashlight when the power goes out!"
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Thanks to: Henok Getachew - Ethiopia
rec.:Dec/21/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Apr/7/2006


Ranking: 2.45 / 74
There was an Antartian sitting on the living room floor painting with four coats on. When her husband got home he asked, "Honey, why are you wearing four coats and painting?" The Antartian replied, "The paint can says the color is better with 3 or 4 coats."
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Thanks to: Jenni
rec.:Apr/27/2000    pub.:Apr/27/2000    sent:Apr/27/2000


Ranking: 2.41 / 74
I traveled almost all over the world
- Wow, you must know geography well.
- Oh yes I spent 2 months there..!
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Thanks to: Gorden - Toronto - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Aug/2/2008    pub.:Aug/7/2008    sent:Nov/12/2008


Ranking: 2.47 / 64
The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Mar/21/2009


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