Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.45 / 60
An antarctican goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home! I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The antarctican replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"
 Again the antarctican says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" She hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
#282    
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/20/1999    pub.:Mar/20/1999    sent:Mar/20/1999


Ranking: 2.57 / 49
Q: How do you keep an Antartian busy for hours? 
A: Give him/her a blank sheet of paper and tell them to write their name on the front.
#628    
Thanks to: Miranda
rec.:Mar/31/2000    pub.:Mar/31/2000    sent:Mar/31/2000


Ranking: 2.43 / 61
The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!
#15881    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Mar/21/2009


Ranking: 2.21 / 87
"You have been in Rome?"
"Yes"
"Did you visit The Coliseum.”
"Yes"
"and ?"
"It will be splendid when it is finished"

#17161    
Thanks to: grotenbees - Zottegem - Oost-vlaanderen - Belgium
rec.:Aug/25/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Jan/27/2007


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