Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.43 / 70
"Doctor,I have a son who thinks he's a chicken," said the man.
"Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.
"We need the eggs," replied the man.
#18095    
Thanks to: allen wall - lucerne - ca - USA.
rec.:Jun/12/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Jul/3/2007


Ranking: 2.49 / 61
An antarctican goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home! I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The antarctican replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"
†Again the antarctican says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" She hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
#282    
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/20/1999    pub.:Mar/20/1999    sent:Mar/20/1999


Ranking: 2.60 / 50
Two friends, John & Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing since hearing of the many great fishing spots.
They rented a boat and left before sunrise. The sun was now shining directly down on their heads. They realized that they'd been out at sea for nearly 4 hrs. Jerry turns around and says, " So much for the great fishing spot! I think Iím ready to head in!" John replies, "well, let's just try casting over there", as he pointed east of where they were. Jerry agrees and not long after they started hauling in loads and loads of fish. Jerry with a glee in his face shouts out to John, "this is the best fishing spot ever!Ē I know, says John we should definitely mark this place. Jerry: don't worry Iíll mark it down.
As they headed back to shore, John asks Jerry what did he put out there as to mark their fishing spot.
Jerry answers: Well I marked the side of the boat! Right here, see, a red cross!
John with a surprised look turns to his friend and says, "that is the dumbest thing Iíve ever heard! What if we don't take out the same boat tomorrow"!
#15636    
Thanks to: Isi - Steinbach - MB - Canada
rec.:Aug/9/2005    pub.:Aug/9/2005    sent:Sep/18/2005


Ranking: 2.57 / 49
Q: How do you keep an Antartian busy for hours?†
A: Give him/her a blank sheet of paper and tell them to write their name on the front.
#628    
Thanks to: Miranda
rec.:Mar/31/2000    pub.:Mar/31/2000    sent:Mar/31/2000


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