Ranking: 2.73 / 22
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
Ranking: 1.84 / 94
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed, she nudged him and says " Mr., don't you have etiquette? You’ve been sneezing and can't even say excuse me"
The man got angry and replied "how can you ask me if I have 'AIR TICKET' if I don't have one, would I be on this flight?"
Thanks to: mabel ronnie - yenagoa - bayelsa - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/15/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Dec/15/2003
Ranking: 1.94 / 71
Though he loved the design of his new tie, Harry had no choice but to take it back to the store. When the clerk asked what was wrong with it, Harry said, “To tight.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2003 pub.:Aug/5/2003 sent:Aug/30/2003
Ranking: 1.94 / 70
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange
The clerk asked her: "What type of check is this?"
The lady responded: "An unemployment check."
The clerk responded: "Oh well; then we will need a work number on here for verification".
Thanks to: Melinda M. - Rio Rancho - New Mexico - USA.