Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.25 / 44
Simple Joe who is mad for the horses thought he had a sure winner the other day at the track. The tote board listed his horse as starting at 25 to 1, and he knew the race didnít start until 1:00 p.m.
#19319    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Dec/13/2009


Ranking: 1.99 / 71
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange
The clerk asked her: "What type of check is this?"
The lady responded: "An unemployment check."
The clerk responded: "Oh well; then we will need a work number on here for verification".
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Thanks to: Melinda M. - Rio Rancho - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Mar/28/2003


Ranking: 1.84 / 94
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed, she nudged him and says " Mr., don't you have etiquette? Youíve been sneezing and can't even say excuse me"
The man got angry and replied "how can you ask me if I have 'AIR TICKET' if I don't have one, would I be on this flight?"
#10493    
Thanks to: mabel ronnie - yenagoa - bayelsa - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/15/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Dec/15/2003


Ranking: 2.03 / 60
The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Canít be for me, then. My name is Smiths.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Dec/8/2009


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