Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.84 / 94
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed, she nudged him and says " Mr., don't you have etiquette? You’ve been sneezing and can't even say excuse me"
The man got angry and replied "how can you ask me if I have 'AIR TICKET' if I don't have one, would I be on this flight?"
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Thanks to: mabel ronnie - yenagoa - bayelsa - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/15/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Dec/15/2003


Ranking: 1.94 / 71
Though he loved the design of his new tie, Harry had no choice but to take it back to the store. When the clerk asked what was wrong with it, Harry said, “To tight.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2003    pub.:Aug/5/2003    sent:Aug/30/2003


Ranking: 1.94 / 70
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange
The clerk asked her: "What type of check is this?"
The lady responded: "An unemployment check."
The clerk responded: "Oh well; then we will need a work number on here for verification".
#6596    
Thanks to: Melinda M. - Rio Rancho - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Mar/28/2003


Ranking: 2.19 / 43
Simple Joe who is mad for the horses thought he had a sure winner the other day at the track. The tote board listed his horse as starting at 25 to 1, and he knew the race didn’t start until 1:00 p.m.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Dec/13/2009


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