Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.96 / 72
Though he loved the design of his new tie, Harry had no choice but to take it back to the store. When the clerk asked what was wrong with it, Harry said, “To tight.”
#10691    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2003    pub.:Aug/5/2003    sent:Aug/30/2003


Ranking: 1.84 / 94
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed, she nudged him and says " Mr., don't you have etiquette? You’ve been sneezing and can't even say excuse me"
The man got angry and replied "how can you ask me if I have 'AIR TICKET' if I don't have one, would I be on this flight?"
#10493    
Thanks to: mabel ronnie - yenagoa - bayelsa - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/15/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Dec/15/2003


Ranking: 2.09 / 54
Q: How do you confuse antartican? 
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
#285    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/23/1999    pub.:Mar/23/1999    sent:Mar/23/1999


Ranking: 2.09 / 53
A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”
#12994    
Thanks to: Mike Swindlehurst - Bournemouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/5/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jun/12/2005


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