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Ranking: 2.19 / 43
Simple Joe who is mad for the horses thought he had a sure winner the other day at the track. The tote board listed his horse as starting at 25 to 1, and he knew the race didnít start until 1:00 p.m.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Dec/13/2009


Ranking: 1.92 / 71
Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/3/2003


Ranking: 1.98 / 59
The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Canít be for me, then. My name is Smiths.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Dec/8/2009


Ranking: 2.04 / 52
Q: How do you confuse antartican?†
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/23/1999    pub.:Mar/23/1999    sent:Mar/23/1999


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