Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.92 / 71
Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
#11058    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/3/2003


Ranking: 2.06 / 51
Q: How do you confuse antartican? 
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
#285    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/23/1999    pub.:Mar/23/1999    sent:Mar/23/1999


Ranking: 2.70 / 20
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
#23783    
Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
rec.:Nov/26/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013


Ranking: 1.98 / 59
The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Can’t be for me, then. My name is Smiths.
#19580    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Dec/8/2009


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