Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.92 / 71
Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
#11058    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/3/2003


Ranking: 2.08 / 50
Q: How do you confuse antartican? 
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
#285    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/23/1999    pub.:Mar/23/1999    sent:Mar/23/1999


Ranking: 1.98 / 59
The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Can’t be for me, then. My name is Smiths.
#19580    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Dec/8/2009


Ranking: 2.04 / 51
A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”
#12994    
Thanks to: Mike Swindlehurst - Bournemouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/5/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jun/12/2005


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