Category: Idiots Jokes

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A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
rec.:Nov/26/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013

Ranking: 2.09 / 53
Q: How do you confuse antartican? 
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/23/1999    pub.:Mar/23/1999    sent:Mar/23/1999

Ranking: 1.94 / 71
Though he loved the design of his new tie, Harry had no choice but to take it back to the store. When the clerk asked what was wrong with it, Harry said, “To tight.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2003    pub.:Aug/5/2003    sent:Aug/30/2003

Ranking: 2.10 / 52
A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”
Thanks to: Mike Swindlehurst - Bournemouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/5/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jun/12/2005

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