Category: Idiots Jokes



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A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
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Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
rec.:Nov/26/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013


Ranking: 1.77 / 75
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998    pub.:Aug/19/1998    sent:Aug/19/1998


Ranking: 1.61 / 114
This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .
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Thanks to: rosa - houston - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


Ranking: 1.71 / 77
Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!
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Thanks to: Salim Hakeem - Al Khobar - Saudi Arabia
rec.:Aug/31/2005    pub.:Sep/27/2005    sent:Jul/10/2007


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