Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.07 / 54
A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”
#12994    
Thanks to: Mike Swindlehurst - Bournemouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/5/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jun/12/2005


Ranking: 1.90 / 72
Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
#11058    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/3/2003


Ranking: 1.82 / 76
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
#122    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998    pub.:Aug/19/1998    sent:Aug/19/1998


Ranking: 1.93 / 57
Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,
"Look! They are making everything solar these days."
#16304    
Thanks to: Wendayehu Demissie - Ethiopia
rec.:Jan/12/2006    pub.:Jan/20/2006    sent:Aug/9/2006


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