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A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”
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Thanks to: Mike Swindlehurst - Bournemouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/5/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jun/12/2005


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A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998    pub.:Aug/19/1998    sent:Aug/19/1998


Ranking: 1.61 / 114
This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .
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Thanks to: rosa - houston - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


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Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!
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Thanks to: Salim Hakeem - Al Khobar - Saudi Arabia
rec.:Aug/31/2005    pub.:Sep/27/2005    sent:Jul/10/2007


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