A guy walks into Dunkin’ Donuts. He says. “Excuse me; miss … how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” The girl says, “I think it’s a seven-cup thermos.” The guy says, “All right …. Give me two black, three cream and sugar.”
#20402
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2009 pub.:Aug/19/2009 sent:Jan/9/2010
Ranking:
1.83 / 54
Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,
"Look! They are making everything solar these days."
#16304
Thanks to:
Wendayehu Demissie - Ethiopia
rec.:Jan/12/2006 pub.:Jan/20/2006 sent:Aug/9/2006
Ranking:
1.70 / 73
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
#122
Thanks to:
Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998 pub.:Aug/19/1998 sent:Aug/19/1998
Ranking:
1.65 / 74
Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!
#15738
Thanks to:
Salim Hakeem - Al Khobar - Saudi Arabia
rec.:Aug/31/2005 pub.:Sep/27/2005 sent:Jul/10/2007
