Ranking: 1.92 / 71
Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003 pub.:Sep/17/2003 sent:Oct/3/2003
Ranking: 3.88 / 8
Two guys were sitting in a double hole outhouse doing their business, when #1 gets through and pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket and falls into the depths of the hole. As they both peer down the hole, #1 pulls out his wallet and throws a 20 dollar into the hole. "What did you do that for?" inquires #2.
#1 replies "You don't think I'm going to climb down there for a lousy quarter, do you"
Thanks to: L.V. STEPHENS - SAN ANTONIO - TEXAS - USA.
Ranking: 1.82 / 76
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998 pub.:Aug/19/1998 sent:Aug/19/1998
Ranking: 1.63 / 116
This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .
Thanks to: rosa - houston - texas - USA.