Category: Idiots Jokes



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The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Can’t be for me, then. My name is Smiths.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Dec/8/2009


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Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable, the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it, it was snatched from the clothesline.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/3/2003


Ranking: 2.82 / 17
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?

Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
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Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014    pub.:Dec/10/2014    sent:Jan/31/2015


Ranking: 1.82 / 76
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/19/1998    pub.:Aug/19/1998    sent:Aug/19/1998


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