Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.80 / 61
A guy walks into Dunkin’ Donuts. He says. “Excuse me; miss … how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” The girl says, “I think it’s a seven-cup thermos.” The guy says, “All right …. Give me two black, three cream and sugar.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2009    pub.:Aug/19/2009    sent:Jan/9/2010


Ranking: 1.83 / 54
Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,
"Look! They are making everything solar these days."
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Thanks to: Wendayehu Demissie - Ethiopia
rec.:Jan/12/2006    pub.:Jan/20/2006    sent:Aug/9/2006


Ranking: 1.75 / 64
Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.
#16473    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:May/29/2006


Ranking: 3.71 / 7
Two guys were sitting in a double hole outhouse doing their business, when #1 gets through and pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket and falls into the depths of the hole. As they both peer down the hole, #1 pulls out his wallet and throws a 20 dollar into the hole. "What did you do that for?" inquires #2.
#1 replies "You don't think I'm going to climb down there for a lousy quarter, do you"
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Thanks to: L.V. STEPHENS - SAN ANTONIO - TEXAS - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2012    pub.:May/28/2013


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