Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 1.78 / 79
Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!
#15738    
Thanks to: Salim Hakeem - Al Khobar - Saudi Arabia
rec.:Aug/31/2005    pub.:Sep/27/2005    sent:Jul/10/2007


Ranking: 1.87 / 63
A guy walks into Dunkin’ Donuts. He says. “Excuse me; miss … how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” The girl says, “I think it’s a seven-cup thermos.” The guy says, “All right …. Give me two black, three cream and sugar.”
#20402    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2009    pub.:Aug/19/2009    sent:Jan/9/2010


Ranking: 1.62 / 118
This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .
#1714    
Thanks to: rosa - houston - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


Ranking: 1.84 / 67
Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.
#16473    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:May/29/2006


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