Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.85 / 182
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999    pub.:Mar/19/1999    sent:Oct/21/2013

Ranking: 3.25 / 93
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
Thanks to: joe bledsoe - liberia - guanacaste - Costa Rica
rec.:Sep/14/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Jun/22/2012

Ranking: 2.79 / 194
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; why didnt you join the others? He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Nov/5/2013

Ranking: 3.09 / 114
Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea said Larry. Well throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you thing, Im stupid? I have and idea said Joe. Ill shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light. What, do you think Im stupid? Youll just turn off the flashlight when Im halfway there.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/19/2008    pub.:Mar/19/2008    sent:Oct/16/2014

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