Ranking: 3.25 / 93
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
Thanks to: joe bledsoe - liberia - guanacaste - Costa Rica
rec.:Sep/14/2011 pub.:Nov/7/2011 sent:Jun/22/2012
Ranking: 3.12 / 112
Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009 pub.:Nov/6/2009 sent:Feb/20/2012
Ranking: 2.78 / 193
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002 sent:Nov/5/2013
Ranking: 2.93 / 139
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
Thanks to: Trish Greenham - Australia
rec.:Oct/25/2002 pub.:Jan/31/2003 sent:Jan/12/2013