Ranking: 2.85 / 182
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999 pub.:Mar/19/1999 sent:Oct/21/2013
Ranking: 3.25 / 93
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
Thanks to: joe bledsoe - liberia - guanacaste - Costa Rica
rec.:Sep/14/2011 pub.:Nov/7/2011 sent:Jun/22/2012
Ranking: 2.79 / 194
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002 sent:Nov/5/2013
Ranking: 2.93 / 143
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
Thanks to: Trish Greenham - Australia
rec.:Oct/25/2002 pub.:Jan/31/2003 sent:Jul/30/2014