Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.82 / 201
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
#2889    
Thanks to: Sarah Cromer - Howell - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Jan/12/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002    sent:Mar/7/2015


Ranking: 3.11 / 121
Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”
#20571    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009    pub.:Nov/6/2009    sent:Jun/5/2015


Ranking: 2.81 / 202
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
#3893    
Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:May/23/2015


Ranking: 2.91 / 167
Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local
lumberyard.
"Jeb says we're gonna need some 4 x 2's" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Do you mean 2 x 4's?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb" says Jethro and walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
"Jeb says we're gonna need 2 x 4's" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Now, how many 2 x 4's will you need?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb." says Jethro, and again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
"Jeb says were gonna need about 40 of 'em" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Now, how long will you need them?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb" says Jethro and yet again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
Upon returning Jethro says to the yardman, "Jeb says you better give 'em to us for a while . . . we're gonna build a barn."
#15119    
Thanks to: J. Monticello - USA.
rec.:Apr/30/2005    pub.:Apr/30/2005    sent:Nov/6/2014


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