Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.82 / 196
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Thanks to: Sarah Cromer - Howell - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Jan/12/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002    sent:Mar/7/2015


Ranking: 3.12 / 115
Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”
#20571    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009    pub.:Nov/6/2009    sent:Feb/20/2012


Ranking: 2.85 / 182
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
#281    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999    pub.:Mar/19/1999    sent:Oct/21/2013


Ranking: 2.78 / 195
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
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Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Nov/5/2013


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