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Ranking: 3.84 / 941
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"
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Thanks to: Josh Penn - City of Angels - California - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002


Ranking: 3.03 / 594
At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”
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Thanks to: Zak Cloe - Dana Point - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Jun/26/2011


Ranking: 2.58 / 378
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.
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Thanks to: Steve - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 1.89 / 390
A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, "How do I look in this dress?"
He said, "Not too bad."
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, "I said you don't look TOO bad, that doesn't mean that you don't still look bad."
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Thanks to: Cheryl Barrett - Bridgetown - Barbados
rec.:Jan/1/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002


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