Category: Animal Jokes



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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"
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Thanks to: Justin WIllingham - Memphis - TN - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Aug/8/2013


Ranking: 2.89 / 165
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
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Thanks to: Andres
rec.:Jun/15/1998    pub.:Jun/15/1998    sent:Dec/20/2013


Ranking: 3.10 / 116
A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I'm taking him to the movies."


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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Sep/27/2008


Ranking: 2.54 / 319
Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."
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Thanks to: Thomas Raines - Portland - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001    sent:Nov/10/2013


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