Category: Animal Jokes



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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
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Thanks to: Andres
rec.:Jun/15/1998    pub.:Jun/15/1998    sent:Dec/20/2013


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Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."
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Thanks to: Thomas Raines - Portland - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001    sent:Nov/10/2013


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Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/5/2008    pub.:Nov/5/2008    sent:May/5/2013


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A man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, “it’s in the pocket,” “it’s in the pocket,” the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, “it’s in the hat”, “it’s in the hat.”
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; “NOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP.”
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Thanks to: JOSE MENDES - LILONGWE - Malawi
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Dec/9/2013


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