Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.37 / 453
A man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, “it’s in the pocket,” “it’s in the pocket,” the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, “it’s in the hat”, “it’s in the hat.”
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; “NOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP.”
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Thanks to: JOSE MENDES - LILONGWE - Malawi
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Dec/9/2013


Ranking: 2.86 / 146
Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
A: Because he was too heavy to carry
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Thanks to: Lyndsey - Canada
rec.:Oct/21/2011    pub.:Mar/19/2012    sent:Jul/21/2013


Ranking: 3.08 / 98
A couple was having a party at their house. An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it. He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home. He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."
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Thanks to: Jenna Stevens - Bend - OR - USA.
rec.:May/6/2003    pub.:May/27/2003    sent:Nov/28/2012


Ranking: 3.78 / 40
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a God!
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Thanks to: Dannielle - manchester - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/26/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:Jun/27/2013


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