Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 3.72 / 36
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. and I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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Thanks to: David Howard
rec.:Jun/1/1999    pub.:Jun/1/1999    sent:Jun/1/1999


Ranking: 2.60 / 161
The only person in our town who can afford to go on a jaguar is a zoo-keeper.
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Thanks to: Walt Smith - Toronto - Canada
rec.:Jul/7/2011    pub.:Jul/12/2011    sent:Sep/1/2011


Ranking: 2.95 / 83
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"
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Thanks to: shannon Nelson - USA.
rec.:Jun/16/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Sep/10/2010


Ranking: 3.14 / 59
A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother muse puffed up her lungs and went, “Woof! Woof!” The cat turned tail and ran. With that, the mother quickly led her children back to safety in their hole. When they were settle and breathing normally, Mother Mouse said to her children. “Now, what’s the lesson from that experience?” “We don’t know,” the baby mice squeaked. “It is this,” said Mother Mouse. “It’s always good to know a second language.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2009    pub.:Sep/8/2009    sent:Feb/25/2010


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