Category: Animal Jokes



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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
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Thanks to: Albert Reed - Dillsburg - PA - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002


Ranking: 3.20 / 45
“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.
“Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 3.64 / 28
A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."

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Thanks to: Chelsy - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2005    pub.:Apr/4/2005


Ranking: 2.88 / 64
Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002


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