Ranking: 3.64 / 28
A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
Thanks to: Chelsy - USA.
Ranking: 2.89 / 63
Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.81 / 69
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"
Thanks to: Rosablanca - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/1999 pub.:Jul/12/1999 sent:Jul/12/1999
Ranking: 2.75 / 75
A rabbit walked into a restaurant with a lion. The waiter seats them and asks the rabbit, "What will you have?" The rabbit says bring me a half a head of lettuce. The waiter looks at the lion and says; and what will he have? The rabbit says "The lion?" he's not eating". The waiter says "why? Isn’t he hungry?" Then the rabbit says "if he was hungry do you think I'd be here?"
Thanks to: Lisa M. Brown - Albertville - Alabama - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2008 pub.:May/14/2008 sent:Jul/1/2008