Ranking: 2.61 / 112
A young polar bear asks his father, "Dad, am I 100% Polar Bear"
The father bear responds, "Well, son, I am all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your grandparents, even your great grandparents are 100% polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The young polar bear replies "Because I am really cold!"
Thanks to: Dan - Houghton - MI - USA.
rec.:Sep/23/2007 pub.:Oct/26/2007 sent:Feb/3/2008
Ranking: 2.82 / 78
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
Thanks to: Albert Reed - Dillsburg - PA - USA.
Ranking: 3.20 / 45
“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.
“Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.78 / 76
A rabbit walked into a restaurant with a lion. The waiter seats them and asks the rabbit, "What will you have?" The rabbit says bring me a half a head of lettuce. The waiter looks at the lion and says; and what will he have? The rabbit says "The lion?" he's not eating". The waiter says "why? Isn’t he hungry?" Then the rabbit says "if he was hungry do you think I'd be here?"
Thanks to: Lisa M. Brown - Albertville - Alabama - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2008 pub.:May/14/2008 sent:Jul/1/2008