Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.62 / 113
A young polar bear asks his father, "Dad, am I 100% Polar Bear"
The father bear responds, "Well, son, I am all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your grandparents, even your great grandparents are 100% polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The young polar bear replies "Because I am really cold!"
Thanks to: Dan - Houghton - MI - USA.
rec.:Sep/23/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Feb/3/2008

Ranking: 2.81 / 77
A rabbit walked into a restaurant with a lion. The waiter seats them and asks the rabbit, "What will you have?" The rabbit says bring me a half a head of lettuce. The waiter looks at the lion and says; and what will he have? The rabbit says "The lion?" he's not eating". The waiter says "why? Isn’t he hungry?" Then the rabbit says "if he was hungry do you think I'd be here?"
Thanks to: Lisa M. Brown - Albertville - Alabama - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2008    pub.:May/14/2008    sent:Jul/1/2008

Ranking: 3.23 / 43
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013    sent:Jul/19/2014

Ranking: 2.91 / 65
Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002

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