Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.88 / 64
Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002

Ranking: 3.19 / 42
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013    sent:Jul/19/2014

Ranking: 2.77 / 71
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"
Thanks to: Rosablanca - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/1999    pub.:Jul/12/1999    sent:Jul/12/1999

Ranking: 2.94 / 54
This little boy was walking to school when he found a frog. He picked the frog up and went to school. When he got to school, he sat the frog up on his desk and his teacher freaked out. "What is that?????” she asked him. "It's a deaf frog, Ma'am", answered the little boy. "What, what, what??? How do you know it is a deaf frog???” screamed the teacher. "I pissed in his ear and he didn't move", said the boy truthfully. "What, what, what, what do you mean you pissed in his ear and he didn't move????” she asked in an outrage. "Just like I said, I leaned over, I went PSSSSTTTT, in his ear and he didn't move!"
Thanks to: Anonymous - Des Moines - Iowa - USA.
rec.:Apr/18/2003    pub.:May/27/2003

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