Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.68 / 65
A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, ďWhatís the problem? Havenít you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?Ē
The guy says, ďNo, itís not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place.Ē
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:May/16/2010

Ranking: 3.79 / 19
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats donít hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.
You donít understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal!
Cats arenít like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?
Iím Josephineís parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - S„o Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014

Ranking: 2.75 / 57
Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.
Two more piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.
One piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit. "Hey, buddy! Do you want know where the bathroom is?" asks the bartender.
"No thanks," the piggy slurs, "I always go WEEWEEWEE all the way home!"
Thanks to: Rick Kennedy - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/27/1999    pub.:Feb/27/1999    sent:Feb/27/1999

Ranking: 2.98 / 42
Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied,
How about some Baskin Robbins?'
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/25/2001    pub.:Jan/25/2001    sent:Jan/25/2001

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