1.) What kind of animal hates to do it's laundry the most?
A Leopard because he has so many spots.
#5
Thanks to:
Tina Parsons - USA.
rec.:Jul/8/1997 pub.:Jul/8/1997 sent:Aug/12/2001
Ranking:
2.42 / 55
Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”
#10327
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003 pub.:Jul/1/2003 sent:Jul/14/2003
Ranking:
2.71 / 35
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
#50
Thanks to:
Gloria - New Hampshire - USA.
rec.:May/13/1998 pub.:May/13/1998 sent:May/13/1998
Ranking:
2.53 / 45
There are two cows out in a field in Britain. One cow turns to the other and asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease?" The other cow responds, "Nope." The first cow exclaims, "How can you say that? Cows all over England are getting it. I'm scared stiff!" The other cow just looks at him and says, "Mad Cow disease, why should I be worried? I'm a helicopter."
#72
Thanks to:
Andres
rec.:Jun/16/1998 pub.:Jun/16/1998 sent:Jun/16/1998
