Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.57 / 47
A kid centipede comes running to his house, and knocks on the door and says, "Dad open up, a chicken is chasing me!!!"
The dad centipede says, “Hold up, let me put my shoes on first!"
#14636    
Thanks to: Enoch Cruz - Chicago - Illinois - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Sep/27/2005


Ranking: 2.44 / 57
Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/14/2003


Ranking: 2.84 / 32
What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
“Mmmm, sandwiches!”
#23679    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Jan/21/2014


Ranking: 2.82 / 33
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mamma, I'm soooo hungry. What can we eat?" To which the mamma cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How about some baskin' robbins?"
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Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Aug/6/1999    pub.:Aug/6/1999    sent:Aug/6/1999


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