Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.22 / 81
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,
"Water".
#3611    
Thanks to: Analiese - El paso - Texas - USA.
rec.:Mar/9/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002


Ranking: 2.22 / 81
Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!”
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!”
#12228    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/11/2003    pub.:Dec/11/2003    sent:Jul/16/2004


Ranking: 2.93 / 28
A motorcycle cop sees a guy in a station wagon loaded with penguins. The cop, sensing something suspicious, immediately pulls the station wagon over. "You can't drive around with all those penguins," he tells the man. "You need to take them to the zoo." "Good idea," replies the driver. The cop then lets him drive away. The next day, the same cop notices the same station wagon drive by. This time, he notices that all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo, sir!" he tells the driver emphatically. "But I did, officer. And they liked it so much that today we're going to the beach."
#98    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/15/1998    pub.:Jul/15/1998    sent:Jul/15/1998


Ranking: 2.30 / 69
Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.”


Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!
#12877    
Thanks to: Thomas Mercer - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Feb/18/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Mar/20/2004


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