Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.57 / 47
A kid centipede comes running to his house, and knocks on the door and says, "Dad open up, a chicken is chasing me!!!"
The dad centipede says, “Hold up, let me put my shoes on first!"
#14636    
Thanks to: Enoch Cruz - Chicago - Illinois - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Sep/27/2005


Ranking: 2.44 / 57
Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”
#10327    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/14/2003


Ranking: 2.84 / 32
What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
“Mmmm, sandwiches!”
#23679    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Jan/21/2014


Ranking: 2.75 / 36
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
#50    
Thanks to: Gloria - New Hampshire - USA.
rec.:May/13/1998    pub.:May/13/1998    sent:May/13/1998


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