Ranking: 2.24 / 66
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!”
“How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.
“Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ’41…
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003 pub.:Jul/1/2003 sent:Aug/18/2003
Ranking: 2.71 / 31
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mamma, I'm soooo hungry. What can we eat?" To which the mamma cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How about some baskin' robbins?"
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Aug/6/1999 pub.:Aug/6/1999 sent:Aug/6/1999
Ranking: 2.39 / 49
Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the S car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Thanks to: D. Mallik - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jul/11/2013 pub.:Aug/1/2013 sent:Jul/5/2014
Ranking: 3.10 / 20
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Dec/23/1999 pub.:Dec/23/1999 sent:Dec/23/1999