Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.40 / 53
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up.
Thanks to: Bob Hoffman - Sachse - Texas - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/2003 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/19/2004
Ranking: 2.39 / 51
Two fleas were walking out of a cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
“Shall we walk?” said one flea.
“No,” said the other, “Let’s take a dog.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.