Category: Animal Jokes

There was an ant hill were the ants would work hard everyday making little houses for them, and every week an elephant would pass by and step on the little hill. The ants got tired of this happening so they decided to have a meeting about it. In the meeting the main ant said, "Fellow ants as you all know we are here to do something about this elephant," one of the ants raised his hand and yelled, "I have a plan, I have a plan". "Go ahead, what’s your plan,” said the leader. "Ok, this is what we'll do, next week when the elephant passes by before he steps on our hill we all jump on him and beat him up, that should teach him a lesson".

The following week they waited for the elephant, "He's coming, he's coming!" said a little ant. "Ok this is it,” said the main ant "JUMP ON HIM!" So all the little ants jumped on the huge elephant.

When the elephant felt all the ants and he shook them all off, all of them except for one. All the ants that were on the ground saw the ant that remains right on the elephant’s neck, so from the ground the other ants yelled out "CHOKE HIM! CHOKE HIM!"

Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?
A: A tall tale!

How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?
“He had his own pew.”