Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.39 / 51

Two fleas were walking out of a cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
“Shall we walk?” said one flea.
“No,” said the other, “Let’s take a dog.”
#7518    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 2.24 / 66
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!”
“How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.
“Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ’41…
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Aug/18/2003


Ranking: 3.10 / 20
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
#536    
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Dec/23/1999    pub.:Dec/23/1999    sent:Dec/23/1999


Ranking: 2.36 / 50
Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the S car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
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Thanks to: D. Mallik - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jul/11/2013    pub.:Aug/1/2013    sent:Jul/5/2014


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