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Ranking: 2.38 / 64
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse."
"But the squirrel?" asked the genie.
"I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!"
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Thanks to: Andrea
rec.:Jun/29/1998    pub.:Jun/29/1998    sent:Jun/29/1998


Ranking: 2.19 / 80
Why men like to fishing so much?
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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Thanks to: Mallory - Dayton - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jul/19/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/16/2003


Ranking: 2.27 / 60
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!
#5175    
Thanks to: Penelope - Tokyo - Japan
rec.:Jul/1/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002


Ranking: 2.19 / 69
This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
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Thanks to: Chelsea - Cabot - Arkansas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Jul/14/2002    pub.:Oct/25/2002


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