Ranking: 2.19 / 43
Jim happened to bump into is friend Greg at the tennis club. “So, Jim said, “How’s it working out with that shrink I recommended.” “Great,” Greg said. “I mean, when I started, I was the most arrogant, self-impressed egomaniac on God’s green earth.” Now, he shrugged, “you couldn’t ask to meet a more terrific guy than me.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010 pub.:Sep/1/2010 sent:Feb/26/2011
Ranking: 1.87 / 68
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?"
He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
Thanks to: Bellissima - New York - NY - USA.
rec.:Feb/19/1999 pub.:Feb/19/1999 sent:Feb/19/1999
Ranking: 1.84 / 69
Q: A man leaves his house and makes three left turns. On his way home, he passes two guys in masks. What does he do for a living? A: He is a baseball player!
Thanks to: Erin - Harrisburg - Pennsylvania
rec.:Mar/24/2001 pub.:Mar/24/2001 sent:Mar/24/2001