Category: Male Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?"
He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

Q: A man leaves his house and makes three left turns. On his way home, he passes two guys in masks. What does he do for a living? A: He is a baseball player!