Category: Male Jokes



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Ranking: 3.23 / 139
''I’m getting a divorce,'' said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.''
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find''
#14506    
Thanks to: Anonymous - Venezuela
rec.:Jan/14/2005    pub.:Jan/25/2005    sent:Dec/15/2008


Ranking: 2.96 / 217
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/27/2000    pub.:Jul/27/2000    sent:Mar/1/2008


Ranking: 2.89 / 244
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."
#1056    
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jun/13/2001    pub.:Jun/13/2001    sent:Apr/2/2003


Ranking: 3.38 / 96
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
#11571    
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Mar/8/2013


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