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Ranking: 3.23 / 139
''I’m getting a divorce,'' said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.''
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find''
Thanks to: Anonymous - Venezuela
rec.:Jan/14/2005    pub.:Jan/25/2005    sent:Dec/15/2008

Ranking: 2.96 / 217
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/27/2000    pub.:Jul/27/2000    sent:Mar/1/2008

Ranking: 2.89 / 244
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jun/13/2001    pub.:Jun/13/2001    sent:Apr/2/2003

Ranking: 3.23 / 123
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race. 
Bill: How many people participated in it? 
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Thanks to: Luis Escobar - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/5/2000    pub.:May/5/2000    sent:Apr/16/2014

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