Ranking: 3.04 / 186
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one: How?
Second one: My dog told me.
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/1999 pub.:Feb/20/1999 sent:Aug/13/2009
Ranking: 2.88 / 242
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jun/13/2001 pub.:Jun/13/2001 sent:Apr/2/2003
Ranking: 3.22 / 136
''I’m getting a divorce,'' said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.''
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find''
Thanks to: Anonymous - Venezuela
rec.:Jan/14/2005 pub.:Jan/25/2005 sent:Dec/15/2008
Ranking: 3.36 / 94
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2003 pub.:Dec/10/2003 sent:Mar/8/2013