Category: Male Jokes

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Ranking: 3.24 / 124
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race. 
Bill: How many people participated in it? 
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Thanks to: Luis Escobar - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/5/2000    pub.:May/5/2000    sent:Apr/16/2014

Ranking: 3.40 / 98
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Mar/8/2013

Ranking: 3.19 / 128
A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said. “Makes sense,” mumbled the man. “She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.”
Thanks to: Douglas W. Koschel - ARARAT - VICTORIA - Australia
rec.:May/5/2008    pub.:May/14/2008    sent:Jun/9/2014

Ranking: 3.12 / 134
One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”
“Did you see a lawyer?”
“No, I got married.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:May/6/2013

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