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Ranking: 3.38 / 96
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
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Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Mar/8/2013


Ranking: 3.33 / 97
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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Thanks to: Cristy - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Aug/6/2011


Ranking: 3.11 / 133
One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”
“Did you see a lawyer?”
“No, I got married.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:May/6/2013


Ranking: 2.92 / 180
One man said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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Thanks to: Alicia Mohler
rec.:Nov/5/1999    pub.:Nov/5/1999    sent:Dec/14/2013


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