What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
#12286
Thanks to:
Cristy - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2003 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Aug/6/2011
Ranking:
3.24 / 108
A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said. “Makes sense,” mumbled the man. “She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.”
#19084
Thanks to:
Douglas W. Koschel - ARARAT - VICTORIA - Australia
rec.:May/5/2008 pub.:May/14/2008 sent:Jul/10/2012
Ranking:
3.11 / 131
One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”
“Did you see a lawyer?”
“No, I got married.”
#12630
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:May/6/2013
Ranking:
3.27 / 98
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
#658
Thanks to:
Luis Escobar - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/5/2000 pub.:May/5/2000 sent:May/5/2000
