Category: Male Jokes

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Ranking: 2.88 / 180
Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. “I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”
#18237    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007    pub.:Jul/27/2007    sent:Nov/17/2013


Ranking: 2.93 / 156
Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
#16594    
Thanks to: Mel Atkinson - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/20/2006    pub.:Apr/6/2006    sent:Mar/9/2014


Ranking: 2.82 / 190
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.
#1525    
Thanks to: Ashlea - Canton - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Oct/1/2001    pub.:Oct/3/2001    sent:Apr/22/2014


Ranking: 2.87 / 82
His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles. “So,” said that impressive personage, “you want to be my so-in-law, do you?
“Not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

#12621    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Jan/1/2008


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