Category: Male Jokes



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Ranking: 2.92 / 154
Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
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Thanks to: Mel Atkinson - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/20/2006    pub.:Apr/6/2006    sent:Mar/9/2014


Ranking: 2.96 / 140
Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about this captain. Every morning he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his quarters and open a small safe. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, and then lock it back up. Afterwards, he would go about his daily duties. For years this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long lost love? Everyone speculated about the contents of the strange envelope.
One day the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captain’s quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, and opened it and... The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper; two lines with two words each:
Port Left
Starboard Right

#837    
Thanks to: Melanie P
rec.:Oct/2/2000    pub.:Oct/2/2000    sent:Nov/23/2010


Ranking: 2.81 / 176
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.
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Thanks to: Ashlea - Canton - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Oct/1/2001    pub.:Oct/3/2001    sent:Apr/22/2014


Ranking: 2.89 / 81
His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles. “So,” said that impressive personage, “you want to be my so-in-law, do you?
“Not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Jan/1/2008


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