Category: Male Jokes

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Ranking: 2.97 / 160
This guy pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog had fresh air. The dog was stretched out in the back seat, and the guy wanted to impress upon he that he must remain there. The guy walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!” The driver of a nearby car gave the guy a startled look “I don’t know about you, man,” he said incredulously. “But I usually just put my car in park.”
#18242    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007    pub.:Jul/27/2007    sent:Aug/19/2015


Ranking: 2.93 / 156
Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
#16594    
Thanks to: Mel Atkinson - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/20/2006    pub.:Apr/6/2006    sent:Mar/9/2014


Ranking: 2.82 / 190
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.
#1525    
Thanks to: Ashlea - Canton - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Oct/1/2001    pub.:Oct/3/2001    sent:Apr/22/2014


Ranking: 2.87 / 82
His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles. “So,” said that impressive personage, “you want to be my so-in-law, do you?
“Not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

#12621    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Jan/1/2008


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