Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – Take a clean dish.”
#20448
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/3/2009 pub.:Sep/3/2009 sent:Jan/29/2010
Ranking:
2.81 / 62
A man to his friend: My Wife is an Angel!!!
Friend: Oh man, mine is still ALIVE!!!!
#14397
Thanks to:
Richard Pekkattil - Al Jubail - Eastern Province - Saudi Arabia
rec.:Dec/24/2004 pub.:Dec/27/2004 sent:Jan/9/2005
Ranking:
2.18 / 165
Q. How are men like blenders?
A. You know you need one, but your not quite sure why.
#2410
Thanks to:
Marge Miller - irvington - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2001 pub.:Dec/27/2001
Ranking:
2.46 / 74
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"
Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."
John: "How did he break it?"
Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window."
John: "How did he break his arm?"
Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription."
#412
Thanks to:
Anonymous - Geneva - Switzerland
rec.:Aug/11/1999 pub.:Aug/11/1999 sent:Aug/11/1999
