Q: Men often brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very
moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women who answer 900 numbers
rec.:May/7/1998 pub.:May/7/1998 sent:May/7/1998
2.31 / 80
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
rec.:Apr/8/1999 pub.:Apr/8/1999 sent:Apr/8/1999
2.46 / 59
One day, Murphy and O'Brien went deer hunting in the woods. They sit in the woods for hours, when suddenly this humongous buck comes into view. With a nice clean shot, O'Brien bangs the buck. They drag it back to camp by the butt, but the antlers keep getting stuck. Another hunter says, "You guys should drag it by the antlers. It won't get stuck." They do, and Murphy yells, "Hey, he was right. He is not getting stuck." O'Brien replies, "Yeah, but we're getting farther away from camp."
Matt - USA.
rec.:Nov/29/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Jun/15/2004
2.50 / 52
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two envelopes. He told him to open envelope #1.
Well, time goes by and one day, a big project went bad and the new manager was in real trouble over it. He remembered the drawer and the envelopes and went and got envelope #1 and opened it. Inside was a sheet of paper with just two words on it---"Blame me!"
A few months later, the new manager again found himself in hot water and remembered that there was an envelope #2. He went and opened that one and found another note. This one read, "Go get two envelopes".
rec.:Dec/15/1998 pub.:Dec/15/1998 sent:Dec/15/1998