Category: Male Jokes

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Ranking: 2.62 / 68
Q: Men often brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very
moment for their call. Who are these women?

A: Women who answer 900 numbers
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/7/1998    pub.:May/7/1998    sent:May/7/1998

Ranking: 2.31 / 80
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Thanks to: Dave Howard
rec.:Apr/8/1999    pub.:Apr/8/1999    sent:Apr/8/1999

Ranking: 2.46 / 59
One day, Murphy and O'Brien went deer hunting in the woods. They sit in the woods for hours, when suddenly this humongous buck comes into view. With a nice clean shot, O'Brien bangs the buck. They drag it back to camp by the butt, but the antlers keep getting stuck. Another hunter says, "You guys should drag it by the antlers. It won't get stuck." They do, and Murphy yells, "Hey, he was right. He is not getting stuck." O'Brien replies, "Yeah, but we're getting farther away from camp."
Thanks to: Matt - USA.
rec.:Nov/29/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Jun/15/2004

Ranking: 3.37 / 19
A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock. He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"
Thanks to: Freddie P. - Canada
rec.:Nov/5/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015

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