Q: Men often brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very
moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women who answer 900 numbers
rec.:May/7/1998 pub.:May/7/1998 sent:May/7/1998
2.31 / 80
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
rec.:Apr/8/1999 pub.:Apr/8/1999 sent:Apr/8/1999
2.46 / 59
One day, Murphy and O'Brien went deer hunting in the woods. They sit in the woods for hours, when suddenly this humongous buck comes into view. With a nice clean shot, O'Brien bangs the buck. They drag it back to camp by the butt, but the antlers keep getting stuck. Another hunter says, "You guys should drag it by the antlers. It won't get stuck." They do, and Murphy yells, "Hey, he was right. He is not getting stuck." O'Brien replies, "Yeah, but we're getting farther away from camp."
Matt - USA.
rec.:Nov/29/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Jun/15/2004
3.37 / 19
A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock. He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"
Freddie P. - Canada