Ranking: 3.87 / 75
A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"
He says, "I don't care. Just get out!"
Thanks to: Torres, Olga
rec.:Sep/29/1999 pub.:Sep/29/1999 sent:Sep/29/1999
Ranking: 3.94 / 69
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
Thanks to: Mike Callaway - USA.
rec.:Aug/15/2013 pub.:Sep/10/2013 sent:Sep/21/2013
Ranking: 3.16 / 182
At the gates to heaven a new arrival, George noted that there were two paths, one marked Women, and one marked Men. He took the later path and found that it lead to two gates.
The gate on the right had a sign that said: Men who were dominated by their Wives. The sign on the left read: Men who dominated their Wives. The right-hand gate had a long line of men waiting, but there was only one scrawny little fellow at the left-hand gate.
George, before deciding which gate to go to, went over to the scrawny man and asked,
“Why are you at this gate?” the little fellow replied, “I don’t know. My wife just told me
to stand here.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002 pub.:Apr/13/2002 sent:Apr/22/2003
Ranking: 3.46 / 114
One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
Thanks to: Taylor-Marie Livingstom - CA - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Aug/28/2007 sent:Oct/31/2007