Ranking: 2.80 / 316
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/29/2001 pub.:Jul/29/2001 sent:Feb/4/2003
Ranking: 3.54 / 94
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Thanks to: Gary Killops - Canada
rec.:Feb/24/2002 pub.:Feb/24/2002 sent:Jan/21/2013
Ranking: 3.55 / 91
There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food.
The rich man asked, "Do you smoke? I could give you some cigarettes."
The beggar responded, "No, I don't. I am just hungry and want food."
Then the rich man asked, "Do you drink? I have a bottle of good whiskey I could give you."
The beggar replied, "No, I don't drink. I am just hungry and need food."
Finally the rich man asked, "Do you gamble? I could give you some good tips on the races this weekend."
The beggar again replied, "No. I am just hungry and want some food."
Finally the rich man said, "Well, in that case, I had better take you to my home."
He invited the beggar into his car and drove him to his very substantial home. There, he introduced the beggar to his wife, who asked, "What are you going to do with this man? Are you going to invite him to live with us, eat our food, and wear our clothes?"
The man replied, "No, of course not. I just wanted to show you what happens to a man who doesn't smoke, drink or gamble."
Thanks to: Curt Repsis
rec.:Jun/17/1999 pub.:Jun/17/1999 sent:Jun/17/1999
Ranking: 3.33 / 120
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis". The third man said "I died of seenus". The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus." The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"
Thanks to: Kathy Hilbert - White Oak - PA - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:May/23/2009