Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.56 / 95
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Thanks to: Gary Killops - Canada
rec.:Feb/24/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002    sent:Jan/21/2013

Ranking: 2.81 / 317
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." 
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/29/2001    pub.:Jul/29/2001    sent:Feb/4/2003

Ranking: 3.35 / 121
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis". The third man said "I died of seenus". The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus." The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"
Thanks to: Kathy Hilbert - White Oak - PA - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:May/23/2009

Ranking: 3.50 / 98
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office. At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
Thanks to: Anna - Mn - USA.
rec.:Jun/10/2004    pub.:Jun/17/2004    sent:Jun/22/2009

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