Ranking: 3.51 / 86
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Thanks to: Gary Killops - Canada
rec.:Feb/24/2002 pub.:Feb/24/2002 sent:Jan/21/2013
Ranking: 3.43 / 92
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office. At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
Thanks to: Anna - Mn - USA.
rec.:Jun/10/2004 pub.:Jun/17/2004 sent:Jun/22/2009
Ranking: 3.32 / 107
A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
Thanks to: Jesus - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/1999 pub.:Jun/4/1999 sent:Sep/2/2008
Ranking: 3.45 / 88
A married couple is having problems so they go to counseling. They sit down with the specialist and the wife points out the numerous problems with their marriage. After about 10 minutes, the specialist gets up, walks over to the wife and kisses her passionately. Then he tells the husband “now sir, if this happens 3 times a week your wife will feel much better about herself and your relationship.”
The man says; “well I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I go out drinking on Fridays.”
Thanks to: Adam Copsey - London - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/16/2007 pub.:Mar/21/2007 sent:Sep/17/2007