Ranking: 3.05 / 180
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. "Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear."
Thanks to: kimberly - fayetteville - north carolina - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2003 pub.:May/27/2003 sent:Mar/11/2014
Ranking: 3.65 / 75
A little boy says to his mother, "Mom, I'll be good for a dollar" The mother replies, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good, you should be good all the time"
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I'll be good for 50 cents." The mother says, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good you should be good all the time.
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I'll be good for a 25 cents." The mother says, "How many times do I have to tell you I shouldn't have to pay you to be good. You should be good for nothing, just like your father."
Thanks to: Boy - Indiana
rec.:Oct/16/2000 pub.:Oct/16/2000 sent:Oct/16/2000
Ranking: 3.42 / 101
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when
Esther says, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she
would like something electric."
Harry replies, "How about a chair?"
Thanks to: Uwens Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2005 pub.:Jul/28/2005 sent:Aug/20/2015
Ranking: 3.29 / 120
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
Thanks to: Joe
rec.:Feb/26/2001 pub.:Feb/26/2001 sent:Aug/18/2011