Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.33 / 109
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Aug/27/2014


Ranking: 3.04 / 166
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jan/20/2011


Ranking: 3.40 / 95
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to the instructor. “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Jack leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Its Pillsbury isn’t it?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2009    pub.:Aug/12/2009    sent:Dec/6/2011


Ranking: 3.25 / 117
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds! Her husband not to appear uninterested said; I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006    pub.:Feb/22/2006    sent:Jul/10/2009


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