Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.86 / 58
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband.

“John,” the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… here’s what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are going.”

John agreed.

At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.

“Great!” replied the counselor, “ And how’s your wife?”

John paused and then replied with agitated dismay, “How should I know, I’m 300 miles from home!”
#9170    
Thanks to: Dan Osborne - Louisville - KY - USA.
rec.:Apr/22/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 3.33 / 110
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
#2701    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Aug/27/2014


Ranking: 3.41 / 98
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to the instructor. “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Jack leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Its Pillsbury isn’t it?”
#20374    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2009    pub.:Aug/12/2009    sent:Dec/6/2011


Ranking: 3.04 / 168
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
#11284    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jan/20/2011


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