Category: Marriage Jokes



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A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
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Thanks to: Jesus - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/1999    pub.:Jun/4/1999    sent:Sep/2/2008


Ranking: 3.23 / 116
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds! Her husband not to appear uninterested said; I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006    pub.:Feb/22/2006    sent:Jul/10/2009


Ranking: 3.01 / 164
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jan/20/2011


Ranking: 3.15 / 130
A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"
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Thanks to: Sarita Siddmashetty - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:May/29/2009


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