Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.24 / 105
The wife saw her husband frustrated reading the Marriage Certificate from top to bottom, flip it over, and then read it again...
She asked:" Honey, what are you looking for?"
He answered:" Nothing dear, I’m just looking for the expiration date for this paper..."
Thanks to: belal almomani - Jordan
rec.:Aug/29/2008    pub.:Sep/23/2008    sent:Dec/16/2008

Ranking: 3.23 / 106
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
Thanks to: David Figuero
rec.:Nov/16/2000    pub.:Nov/16/2000    sent:Aug/10/2015

Ranking: 2.94 / 165
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Jun/13/2014

Ranking: 3.15 / 112
The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:
-- Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her
-- Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in
-- Engaged: The man opens his door leans over and unlocks her door and opens it.
-- Married: The man gets in to the driver's seat, unlocks the doors, and says "Aren't you getting in?"
Thanks to: Mike - USA.
rec.:Oct/27/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Jul/18/2015

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