Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 2.77 / 86
Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. “We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”
“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”

#16836    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Oct/13/2008


Ranking: 2.94 / 64
After 20-years of marriage the wife starts complaining to her husband that he does not love her anymore and she begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you? Well he told me to carry my cross and that is you!!
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Thanks to: Frank Farrugia - Malta
rec.:Jun/7/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:May/1/2010


Ranking: 2.88 / 66
You have heard it said that it is the thought that counts. Well, when your wife is involved it is NOT the thought that counts, it is HER thought that counts.
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Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - IN - USA.
rec.:Jun/15/2010    pub.:Jul/1/2010    sent:Jul/11/2010


Ranking: 3.13 / 47
One night a husband and his wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Dear there’s a burglar eating the cake downstairs!” said the wife.
"So should I call the police or the ambulance?” Said the husband
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Thanks to: Bahadar - Lahore - Punjab - Pakistan
rec.:Nov/15/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


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