Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.21 / 47
The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.
“What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents.” “That wasn’t to smart,” replied his wife.
“Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?”

#15434    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Sep/10/2005


Ranking: 2.94 / 66
After 20-years of marriage the wife starts complaining to her husband that he does not love her anymore and she begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you? Well he told me to carry my cross and that is you!!
#20225    
Thanks to: Frank Farrugia - Malta
rec.:Jun/7/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:May/1/2010


Ranking: 2.85 / 73
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The wife very pompous commented; “Oh we’ll never need that. My husband and I have an excellent relationship.” “My husband was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I am listening.”
#19272    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2008    pub.:Jul/14/2008    sent:Jun/28/2010


Ranking: 2.88 / 68
You have heard it said that it is the thought that counts. Well, when your wife is involved it is NOT the thought that counts, it is HER thought that counts.
#21252    
Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - IN - USA.
rec.:Jun/15/2010    pub.:Jul/1/2010    sent:Jul/11/2010


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