Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 2.95 / 65
The humble little accountant had his suspicion. One day he left the office early and, sure enough, at home he found a strange hat and umbrella in the hallway and sitting in the living room in the arms of another man was his wife. Wild for revenge, the husband picked up the man’s umbrella and snapped it in two across his knee.
“There!” he said. “Now I hope it rains!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Jun/11/2010

Ranking: 2.77 / 86
Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. “We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”
“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Oct/13/2008

Ranking: 2.88 / 66
You have heard it said that it is the thought that counts. Well, when your wife is involved it is NOT the thought that counts, it is HER thought that counts.
Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - IN - USA.
rec.:Jun/15/2010    pub.:Jul/1/2010    sent:Jul/11/2010

Ranking: 3.13 / 47
One night a husband and his wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Dear there’s a burglar eating the cake downstairs!” said the wife.
"So should I call the police or the ambulance?” Said the husband
Thanks to: Bahadar - Lahore - Punjab - Pakistan
rec.:Nov/15/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001

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