Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 2.63 / 97
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!”
“You’re on,” said his wife. “Where is the thousand?”
“That is your first worry,” he replied.

#19362    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Sep/2/2009


Ranking: 3.25 / 40
They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. “How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you’ve never even met?” he demanded.
“The same way you can jump up and scream when some guy you’ve never met scores a touchdown,” she replied.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:Jun/4/2013


Ranking: 2.80 / 71
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The wife very pompous commented; “Oh we’ll never need that. My husband and I have an excellent relationship.” “My husband was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I am listening.”
#19272    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2008    pub.:Jul/14/2008    sent:Jun/28/2010


Ranking: 3.13 / 45
A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'.

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Thanks to: NAYAN BHATT - MUMBAI - - - India
rec.:Jun/4/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Jul/13/2007


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