Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.24 / 41
They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. “How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you’ve never even met?” he demanded.
“The same way you can jump up and scream when some guy you’ve never met scores a touchdown,” she replied.
#21144    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:Jun/4/2013


Ranking: 3.13 / 47
One night a husband and his wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Dear there’s a burglar eating the cake downstairs!” said the wife.
"So should I call the police or the ambulance?” Said the husband
#2072    
Thanks to: Bahadar - Lahore - Punjab - Pakistan
rec.:Nov/15/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


Ranking: 2.85 / 67
If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, is marriage an institution for the blind?
#16019    
Thanks to: Stacy Proe - Crowder - USA.
rec.:Nov/10/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Jan/18/2006


Ranking: 2.61 / 98
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!”
“You’re on,” said his wife. “Where is the thousand?”
“That is your first worry,” he replied.

#19362    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Sep/2/2009


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