Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.13 / 45
A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'.

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Thanks to: NAYAN BHATT - MUMBAI - - - India
rec.:Jun/4/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Jul/13/2007


Ranking: 2.74 / 72
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Oct/9/2003


Ranking: 3.02 / 46
There are three rings in marriage:
1. The Engagement Ring
2. The Wedding Ring, and
3. The Suffer Ring
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Thanks to: Andrew Phillips - Mexico
rec.:Sep/1/2002    pub.:Dec/3/2002


Ranking: 2.53 / 97
Married life is boring. The first year of marriage, the husband does the talking and the wife listens. The second year, the wife talks and the husband listen. And, finally, starting the third year, they both talk and the neighbors do the listening.
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Thanks to: Iulicita - Bucharest - Romania
rec.:Mar/5/2002    pub.:Mar/10/2002


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