Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.11 / 46
A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'.

#18077    
Thanks to: NAYAN BHATT - MUMBAI - - - India
rec.:Jun/4/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Jul/13/2007


Ranking: 2.74 / 73
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
#10970    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Oct/9/2003


Ranking: 3.15 / 40
Husband: Donít put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Donít be silly. Even a germ canít live on the money you make.
#15875    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Dec/21/2005


Ranking: 3.02 / 46
There are three rings in marriage:
1. The Engagement Ring
2. The Wedding Ring, and
3. The Suffer Ring
#5855    
Thanks to: Andrew Phillips - Mexico
rec.:Sep/1/2002    pub.:Dec/3/2002


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