Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 2.93 / 45
Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. “The next day she bought him an electric guitar.”
#23503    
Thanks to: Carlos Andrews - Algeria
rec.:Jun/5/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Jan/21/2015


Ranking: 3.18 / 33
A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”
#23558    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Dec/3/2013


Ranking: 2.61 / 66
Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife"
" Now why is that"? Asked the other.
" Because if she's there when I arrive, she'll be telling a lot of things about me. And I want to clear my account before that"!
#12848    
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Feb/16/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Jul/12/2006


Ranking: 2.49 / 79
On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living room in tears.
“What’s the matter, my angel?” asked her husband anxiously.
“Oh, Steven! She sobbed, “I put the ice cubes in hot water to wash them and now they’ve disappeared!”
#12624    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Mar/26/2004


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