Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 2.50 / 78
On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living room in tears.
“What’s the matter, my angel?” asked her husband anxiously.
“Oh, Steven! She sobbed, “I put the ice cubes in hot water to wash them and now they’ve disappeared!”
#12624    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Mar/26/2004


Ranking: 2.61 / 64
Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife"
" Now why is that"? Asked the other.
" Because if she's there when I arrive, she'll be telling a lot of things about me. And I want to clear my account before that"!
#12848    
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Feb/16/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Jul/12/2006


Ranking: 2.93 / 40
Husband: Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father!
#13291    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Dec/20/2005


Ranking: 2.39 / 88
Husband is reading the news paper.... wife comes in and says "honey I love you so much" and then she says “honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms "
Husband replied, "I also wish that so that I can change you every day like that newspaper"
#11525    
Thanks to: yasir - lahore - punjab - Pakistan
rec.:Oct/30/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Mar/22/2004


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