Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.17 / 29
A mother and daughter were out shopping at the mall. The mother saw an expensive fur coat and stated, "This year, I think I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me and I think this fur coat would be perfect too." 
The daughter protested, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this." 
"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."
#567    
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2000    pub.:Jan/27/2000    sent:Jan/27/2000


Ranking: 2.48 / 69
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Nov/5/2003


Ranking: 3.00 / 32
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 
#710    
Thanks to: Bill S. - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2000    pub.:Jul/7/2000    sent:Jul/7/2000


Ranking: 3.11 / 28
Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain one guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married".
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Thanks to: qSERDYGIOK[;'/ - Armenia
rec.:Jul/31/2013    pub.:Oct/31/2013    sent:Nov/15/2013


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