Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.17 / 29
A mother and daughter were out shopping at the mall. The mother saw an expensive fur coat and stated, "This year, I think I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me and I think this fur coat would be perfect too." 
The daughter protested, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this." 
"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2000    pub.:Jan/27/2000    sent:Jan/27/2000

Ranking: 3.06 / 31
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 
Thanks to: Bill S. - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2000    pub.:Jul/7/2000    sent:Jul/7/2000

Ranking: 2.48 / 69
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Nov/5/2003

Ranking: 2.67 / 48
A man had just presented his wife with the fox coat she had been coaxing and cajoling him to by her for weeks. Now he was perplexed to see her examining it with a sad look.
“What’s the matter, sweetheart? Don’t you like the coat?” he asked.
“I love it,” she answered. “It’s just that I was feeling sorry for the poor little creature who was skinned alive so that I could have the pleasure of wearing this coat.”
“Why, thank you,” said the husband.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002

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