Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.59 / 190
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule
"My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My husband promptly removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
Thanks to: Joe Ramos
rec.:Jun/25/1999    pub.:Jun/25/1999    sent:Feb/18/2008

Ranking: 3.59 / 181
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/2/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002    sent:Oct/13/2014

Ranking: 3.20 / 329
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Oct/11/2014

Ranking: 3.82 / 120
Bob: "So, you say that you won the conversation with your wife yesterday."
Joe: "Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees."
Bob: "Really? What did she say?"
Joe: "Come out from under the bed, you coward
Thanks to: Alninia D'souza Panjim
rec.:Sep/13/1999    pub.:Sep/13/1999    sent:Jan/1/2013

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