Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 3.10 / 122
A man sees a beautiful woman.
Approaching her, and in his coolest Barry White tone says: " If good looks where a minute, you would be an hour"
The woman looks deep into the man's eyes and in her sexiest voice replies: "If good looks were within your reach, you wouldn’t have any arms."
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Thanks to: lemek divine - savannah - ga - USA.
rec.:Jun/10/2002    pub.:Aug/24/2002


Ranking: 2.61 / 266
Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?
A. It will start with "He said..."
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Thanks to: Chris Farr - sarnia - Canada
rec.:Jan/6/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002    sent:Feb/16/2014


Ranking: 2.60 / 144
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:May/19/2012


Ranking: 3.13 / 53
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative Librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions.
“Do you have any books on women seducing men?''
The Librarian answered without hesitation '' Why yes" she murmured.
Most likely found in the '' Fantasy section"
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Thanks to: carl jarvi - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2011    pub.:Oct/24/2011    sent:Aug/31/2013


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