Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes

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Ranking: 2.88 / 73
Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:May/18/2006

Ranking: 2.72 / 76
A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out."
" You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth"
"Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
Thanks to: Horst Kaltenbrunn - Australia
rec.:Jul/16/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/27/2003

Ranking: 2.71 / 77
“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.”
“It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2003    pub.:Dec/29/2003    sent:Jan/13/2004

Ranking: 2.81 / 58
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place when a beautiful clerk asked if she could help him. In a cocky manner, he asked, “Where are all the men’s clothes?” In a demure voice the clerk replied, “All of these clothes are for men, sir.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/17/2009    pub.:Aug/17/2009    sent:May/18/2010

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