“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.”
“It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”
#12381
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2003 pub.:Dec/29/2003 sent:Jan/13/2004
Ranking:
3.18 / 39
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative Librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions.
“Do you have any books on women seducing men?''
The Librarian answered without hesitation '' Why yes" she murmured.
Most likely found in the '' Fantasy section"
#22178
Thanks to:
carl jarvi - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2011 pub.:Oct/24/2011
Ranking:
2.68 / 73
A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out."
" You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth"
"Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
#10504
Thanks to:
Horst Kaltenbrunn - Australia
rec.:Jul/16/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Sep/27/2003
Ranking:
2.38 / 117
A man not knowledgeable of antiques, or their history, was standing next to a woman who was looking at a century old painting. As she stood admiring the priceless painting she said to the man that the painting went back to Louie The Fourteenth. The man replied to her that that was nothing, that he has a couch that goes back to Sears the 15th.
#937
Thanks to:
onlinesportsgear
rec.:Feb/1/2001 pub.:Feb/1/2001 sent:Feb/1/2001